fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
ARE THEY FUCKING PLAYING MODERN TaLKING IM CRYING
my cat growled at the beginning.
also this dog is the greatest dog ive ever seen.
Someone get that dog some leg warmers and a perm.
basically how i dance
I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid
Oh my god
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Just to be clear, I do often use “dude” as a “gender-neutral” term, especially when I’m excited, but if that ever makes you uncomfortable or you feel I’m not respecting your gender, you can tell me to stop because me getting to use a certain word is not even close to being as important as you being comfortable around me, okay?
This is a good attitude to have about the word “dude”