This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
I’m not a lesbi-
this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.
I think you forgot very important people
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LESBIAN HEART TO HANDLE. UGH. SOMEONE ADD KRISTEN STEWART HERE!!!!
here, I’ll add both the lil bb lessies
natalie dormer and poussey fucking stalk my dreams nightly i crush on them so hard