no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
wHO THe fuck lenT rusSIA the pencil?????
parents gone for the night
you know what that means
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