Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.
ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US”
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
"be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods." the best advice I’ve ever received.