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omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE

You really have lost control of your life.

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I may have gone overboard with this

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thepigeongazette:

Did someone say ‘competition’

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squid-sisters:

crunch crunch munch munch

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jordynslefteyebrow:

IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THE OLYMPIC MOM COMMERCIALS I AM SOBBING

That was so uncalled for, my ♡

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